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Mister Mildor’s “Wrong Place,Right Time” Photo-Exhibition

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Mister Mildor to Exhibit his Art in a Solo Photo exhibition Show on August 1st, 2015

Alan Mildor
www.mistermildor.com
246 Union Avenue
Brooklyn, New York, 11211
Mobile Phone: 347-721-8760

The Glass House Art Life Lab gallery announces Mister Mildor’s first solo street photography exhibition “Wrong Place,Right Time.” On view August 1st, 2015 this exhibition features 20 photo based works of art that is a compelling glimpse into Mister Mildor’s reality. Controlling what some may say is Urban Disorder in New York City with his photographic techniques, this exhibit will provide a colorful and dynamic view of the people and places that makes New York City’s heartbeat.

Mister Mildor love for his local environment is evident in his work. Mister Mildor confessed “I love photography and videography because it doesn’t only give me the ability to freeze time but it allows people to appreciate the moments in their life, no matter if it’s despairing or delightful. There is always a right time to capture life, even in the darkest of places.”  Mister Mildor has captured life from all boroughs and will continue to capture love, pain, freedom, and all the things associate with living the life of a city dweller. Mister Mildor is beginning to have a constant presence through his art and is starting to shine through photographies meteoric rise into popular culture.

Alan Mildor aka Mister Mildor, is a Brooklyn based photographer and videographer. Alan’s artistry has been commissioned by some of the world’s largest brands and musicians. Mildor’s visual art has been published on Complex Magazine, 2 Dope Boyz, and Rap Radar. He has provided all the visual campaigns for Alife, Hood By Air, Dj Venus, Tisa, Brian Wood, Rich Weirdo Clothing, and for Touro College. Mildor Also created branded video for Clubhouse Barbershop, Vinnies Styles, and Vulkan The Krusader.

About The Glass House Art Life Lab
Glass House is an art-life lab founded by artist Lital Dotan & Eyal Perry, dedicated to hosting artistic practices based on performance, participation and time based art in the domestic sphere, under the motto that  “Art Should Be Experienced in a Place that Allows Staying.” Since it’s relocation to Southside Williamsburg in September 2012, Glass House host performances, screenings, exhibitions, workshops and a residency program all dedicated to promote hosting as artistic discourse.

General Information
Mister Mildor Presents “Wrong Place, Right Time”
Where: The Glass House Art Life Lab
Address: 246 Union Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11211
(Between Scholes and Meserole)

Nearest Subway: L (Lorimer), G (Broadway), M & J (Hewes)

contact@glasshouseproject.org

www.mistermildor.com

The Nigger’s Coming Home For Dinner!!!

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Author’s-Note:
The following Poem is a necessary-dedication to anyone & everyone who has every been denied marriage, to someone, exclusively because of Nepotism, Ethnocentrism, Nationalism, and all other manifestations of `Asabiyyah/Bias.

Your daughter loves me but you emphatically don’t…
…she wants to wed me, but, letting her, you won’t…

What is it, about me, that makes you hate me?
Is it the way I walk, or is it the swag in my talk?

Why is your 1st-judgement of me my skin-color, as opposed to my Deen?
Is this because you’re from the burbs & I’m from the Slums of New York?

Did you threaten to send the love of my life back to Kandahar?
Did you already tell her uncles in India to give her face a scar?

Have you since plotted to throw Kashmiri-Acid on her body, just so the Nigger can’t have her?
Or, have you banished her to Sanaa, or Aden, to ensure that the rest of her life’s a disaster?

Well…tell the brother from Egypt, the cousin from Cameroon…
…get ready to be annoyed, and to be put in a very foul mood…

Inform the grandfather of Azerbaijan, the aunt of Uzbekistan…
…that there’s no unfair Bias in Islam: make them understand…

…Warn the nephew from Malaysia, the sister far away in Morocco…
…explain what they don’t wanna hear, what they’d rather not know…

…Get ready to be surprised in Palestine…
…I want to marry her, and she’ll be mine…

…Break the news to mom from Tibet…
…she has not seen the last of me yet…

…And, don’t forget to tell dad from the Sudan…
…I will not cease, until he gives me her hand…

…So, next time your daughter brings someone home for Dinner…
…do not forget to save a seat for her future husband, the Nigger.

Gareth Bryant/2014

 

This is Gareth Bryant’s official Ghetto-Test:

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Author’s Note:
I implore all who read this to actually take this Ghetto-Test, to honestly evaluate themselves. If any and/or all of these things apply to you, then you’ve got a hell of a lot to change about yourself. Please, let’s all work together, to stop the vicious cycle of Ghetto-Mentality!!!
This post is not meant in any way to marginalize, pin-point, or take shots at any particular religious, ethnic or social demographic. And, as always, if anyone finds anything that I’ve written to be out of line or ofensive, I apologize in advance.

You know your ghetto if or when:

1. You’re a guy who considers the chick that you’re with the most your “Wife” or “Wifey”…..NIGGA, if you ain’t married to her, she ain’t ya wife & “Wifey” is not a word!!!

2. You call a man whom you’re not married to your  “Husband” or “Hubby”.

3. You think it’s cool to have children outside of wedlock.

4. You’ve never been married to any of the mothers/fathers of your children.

5. You’re a woman who has more than two children out of wedlock, who don’t have the same father.

6. You honestly don’t have any solid concrete way to know who the father of any of your children are other than a paternity test (i.e. you’ve been sleeping around with so many men at the same time, that without a paternity test, you would have no way of determining who the father of any of your children are).

7. Your rap-sheet is longer than your resume.

8. You’re 30 years old and/or older & don’t even have a resume.

9. You can’t put anything that you’ve ever done on your resume.

10. You have no aspiration or ambition to go to College.

11. You think that being a “Sponsor” is a good thing (for educational purposes, I’ll go in-depth as to the urban connotative definition of a “Sponsor”, which is generally defined as the following: A person [almost always a guy by the way], who voluntarily pays for various expenses like rent money, gas money, school tuition, etc. [this also includes giving money, gifts, etc.] to another person, almost always in exchange for some type of sexual gratification in return from the recipient of any and/or all of these things).

12. You go to a Chinese Restaurant & order “Chicken-Wings & French Fries”.

13. The first thing that you offer someone when they come to your house is Kool-Aid.

14. You consider either Popeyes, KFC, Kennedy Fried, Crown Fried to be restaurants.

#I’m just sayin’!!!